East coast earthquake humor.

Washington D.C.
August 20, 2011

President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on an
obscure fault-line, identified as "Bush's Fault".  In an emergency press
conference, the President announced that the Secret Service and Maxine
Waters will investigate the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party and
other right wing extremist organizations. In a follow on question, the
President stated that the quake did not interrupt his golf vacation.

In a related press release, Al Gore has called for national news
coverage of his speech to be given at 7 PM EST.  It is rumored that Mr.
Gore will offer proof that the quake is a result of global warming
caused by conservatives.

Conservatives challenged the White House investigation and disputed Mr.
Gore's claims, issuing a joint press release contending the quake was
caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

In a surprise announcement, the Tea Party claimed credit for the quake
and threatened that the residence of DC should expect more quakes as
they continue shifting the Country to the RIGHT.